February 2012
I have 2 modes on tumblr. →
Scrolling forever and finding nothing interesting on my dash.
Or reblogging everything in sight.
Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
damnthatswhatshesaid:
benedicthiddleston:
a-girl-and-her-blue-box:
When I see the “We’re sorry” message, I always wonder what shit went down in which fandom.
Now think about it:
how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
leonardo dicaprio: if you liked it then you should have put an oscar on it
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna be on Glee.
The Starkids: That's awesome, man! We're happy for you!
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna be on Broadway.
The Starkids: Wow, dude, are you serious? That's great! We're very happy for you!
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna sing with Kermit the Frog.
The Starkids: WHAT?!??!? WHY?!?!?!?! HOW DID YOU GET SO LUCKY??? FOR MY LIFE, DARREN! YOU ARE ONE LUCKY BASTARD, WE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW. JUST... JUST LEAVE!!!!!!!
Musical Insults
Brand New: Have another drink and drive yourself home. Hope there’s ice on all the roads. And you can think of me when you forget your seat belt and again when your head goes through the windshield.
Mayday Parade: I hope you fall into the ocean, and the current leaves you helpless, swimming around, as the waves crash over you until you drown and float away.
The Maine: You’re as fake as the moans you make. And you’re as weak as the hearts you break.
We are the In Crowd: You’re not quite Satan, but I really think I hate you.
All Time Low: THAT GIRL THAT GIRL SHE’S SUCH A BITCH
“I believe there are too many children who need loving parents to deny one group...”
– Barack Obama
Ladies and gentlemen, the reason I wish I could vote.
(via mikeyiero)
Which 3 words would you rather hear? Put a | next...
I'm the Doctor: |||||
Yer a wizard: |||||
I'm Sherlock Holmes: ||||||||||||
Pick your starter: |||||
SBurb is downloading: ||||
I love you:
Jim Moriarty...hi!: ||||||||
The awkward moment when you are left hanging
harrywantsmeinbed:
mum: you know you can tell me anything personal and it will just be between us
me: *tells something private*
mum: *tells all her friends and close family*
Reading for Fun: What drama! What adventure! Oh, there is no pleasure equal to that of reading the miracle of the novel-to experience such joys and sorrows at the hands of a paperback is truly one of the great pleasures this life has to offer. If I could do nothing but read for the rest of my life, truly, I would be content.
Reading for Class: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THESE WORDS!
adrimnzr:
i wonder sometimes if david karp just like
while working he just stops
and freezes
and he just
“i run a website that is one of the most popular social networking sites out there right now
and people use it to post pictures of fictional homosexual japanese men fucking each other
and they call me daddy”
I'll never stop talking like i'm from the...
Me: Le Derp
Friend: What
Me: Hashtag, EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER
Friend: ...
Me: I can't even-
Friend: ...
Me: ALL THE EMOTIONS
Friend: ...
Me: ALL THE FEELINGS
Friend: ...
Me: dfajdfioasdf;cjasfkcjWIDKAGNFJIADSFGNKAJ
Friend: ...
Me: DUDE, NO EDGE
Friend: ...
Me: DFT-
Friend: -I'm leaving.
Me: Good luck finding the airport.
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like